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January 08, 2009

What larks!

As alluded to previously, the Indefatigable Enterprise Commonly Referred to Within These Pages as Triskaidekaphobia has undertaken a non-linear and sure-to-be incomplete survey of the Southeastern part of the United States of America. Called the Southern Expedition, it has already begun to return fascinating results. Here is a sample statistic:

Average number of waffles eaten per week pre-expedition launch: ≤1

Average number of waffles eaten per week post-expedition launch: ≥58


Fascinating! These facts are real! It is for facts such as these that we’ve undertaken this venture during These Hard Economic Times™.

More to come. All interested parties are encouraged to follow along.


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