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June 03, 2010

Dear One-Star Reviewer

Dear NewEgg 1-star got-hard-drive-but-packaging-was-“bad” and your-un-backed-up-drive-failed-after-4-months but they-replaced-it-immediately-even-though-you-waited-two-months-to-report-it and also-no-one-ever-gave-you-a-free-box-of-Milk-Duds-with-your-order and you-also-don’t-like-the-website-colors did you-mention-you-bought-five-drives-anyway-but-one-was-bad and also-that-was-replaced-right-away-as-well and it-couldn’t-be-static-electricity since you-had-on-your-anti-sun-spot-hat so you-should-have-been-safe plus it-was-a-tuesday even-though-everyone-knows-tuesdays are your-least-favorite-day and so-therefore-this-entire-line of hard-drives-are-the-worst-ever-and-completely-suck:

Your irrelevant comments are disrupting the internet and making us all look bad. Please shut it, weirdo.

Love,
Komment Kops


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