From one of the patrons of The Risky Deck this past weekend:
Surfing the web for men’s underwear, while eating a banana and watching a football game, is a true definition of being a man.
(Some Muffled Criticism…)
Hey, to me a banana is just a banana. If it makes you uncomfortable, maybe you should stick to oranges and boxer shorts.
Skulls? Sculls? It’s the Olympics, man, woman, person, get on the tube/web/cable and pay attention!
Buffalo! In the Olympics! No, not like this, like this!
Buffalonians! In the sculls!
Q: If a sculler wears a hat, is it a scull cap?
A: Please stop making awful jokes.
Q: If awful jokes were to stop, would you continue reading?
A: I would have no other way to know if the awful jokes had stopped unless I did.
No promises on that, but probably some more skulldiggin’ry is still to come.
SKULL SUMMER!
Not just Skull Rings, but Skulls in general!
Why get the whole skeleton when you can just get a skull? Why get a skull when you can get a whole skeleton? Why not go to Skulls Unlimited and take your pick? Skulls!
And what of summer blockbusters? Perhaps there is a skull there as well? A Crystal Skull, no less? Too bad if they may be fakes, or if others think the franchise has nuked the fridge. Maybe they should see the previous movies and refresh themselves on how Jones, Sr. surfed the tread. People’s memories may make the implausible seem more plausible than it actually appeared. Or it’s the summer heat. Fries the brain. Inside the SKULL!
Perhaps you can prevent overheating with this delicious, iMacian-of-yore-type skull.
Enough skulls and skull rings. One more skull ring for tomorrow so we can get on with the all important stuff: music.
Q: Would a post about skulls be complete without a mention of the Misfits?
A: Hell no.
Previously discussed, the ways to recycle old electronics in Buffalo needs an update. Old news, but we’re tired of looking for the link. Electronic Recycling Technologies is now at 313 Fougeron St..
I like that new address better already.