Eight-Fingered Pontiff : Triskaidekaphobia

You may think that you know the Eight-Fingered Pontiff, but recent studies have shown that only 13% of non-metriculated adult Americans can find the Eight-Fingered Pontiff on a map of the world. Even more alarming, a full 24.445% of those people didn't even know what a map was, and an astounding 98% of the projected study group hung up when we called.

Obviously, we are in a time of an Eight-Fingered crisis. Therefore, we present to you, at no charge, this astounding and rousing factual guide to the History of the Eight-Fingered Pontiff. Please follow the link below to begin learning more about this important figure in World history.

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