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February 03, 2009

The Princess in the Hard Plastic Bikini

The biggest problem with the metal bikini, was that it wasn’t metal. ——Not that metal would’ve been an improvement over what it was actually made of, which was kind of a hard plastic. Whatever it was, it didn’t adhere to one’s skin. MY skin. My young, soon to be popular, unlucky skin. SO, when I was relaxing leisurely against Jabba the Hutt’s gigantic, albiet grotesque stomach, my hard, plastic bikini bottom…………well, it had the tendency to make my now not so private privates quite public. Especially for the actor standing behind Jabba playing Bobba Fett

Carrie Fisher, on her blog.

We sense a great disturbance in the web…like millions of sweaty Star Wars fans suddenly cried out in unison, then suddenly fell off their chairs.

And yes, in case you forgot, of course this obsession is already well-represented with a website.


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