Eight-Fingered Pontiff has a party

Well, surely you must remember the party afterwards? The singing, the dancing, the makeup? Remember how the Eight-Fingered Not Always Scary But A Little Bit When He Sips The Sacred Wine Pontiff turned all those young women to old men? Old men in matching outfits, nonetheless? Man! What a gas!

Huh? Oh, the half-nude woman? Nah, she's always around. We'll have to cover that next time. You really don't know any of this Eight-Fingered Pontiff stuff, do you?

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