Eight-Fingered Pontiff and Godzilla save the world

Although many people are scared of the Power of The Eight-Fingered Kill You With A Dirty Look Pontiff, their fears are almost totally unfounded. As has been proven time and time again throughout history, the Eight-Fingered Pontiff is perfectly harmless so long as he is supplied with a steady stream of songs to perform karaoke to.

Besides, how can We forget how he helped save the Earth when it was under attack from the Godzilla-induced Bubonic Plague during the Norman Conquests? Surely our memories cannot afford to be so short! Not in such times of International Crisis!

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