Eight-Fingered Pontiff, Jefferson, Baudelaire in a Burning Holy See World

Sadly, one night the steam-powered ostrich knocked over the illuminated armillary sphere, causing the neon tubing to crack open, scaring the nearby herd of dancing zebras, whose panicked flight into Strawman Sam's BBQ Emporium doomed the floating amusement park. But the Eight-Fingered Happy Go Chippy La Dee Do Dee Yay Pontiff remained unfazed. How so, you may ask? It is easy to explain!

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