Eight-Fingered Pontiff, Jefferson, Baudelaire in Holy See World

This amusement park, called Holy See World, was built upon the world's first steel-hulled island and was powered entirely by cold fusion. Not only did Holy See World feature the first underwater rollercoaster, invented by Baudelaire, but it was a huge success for the trio. Thomas Jefferson's ability at writing lewd and bawdy show tunes kept the amphitheatre packed, while the Eight-Fingered Confectionatory Pontiff was busy inventing new shapes for his Cotton Candy Sculptures. Baudelaire just did a lot of opium, but that was ok. You know how the 1800s were - they were like the 1960s before there was a 1960s (which, incidentally, were also invented by Thomas Jefferson).

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